You hear people say this a lot: A can of paint can make a world of difference. So how about 30 gallons of paint?
Right this very minute, Chris is in PEI and is painting the entire interior of the house. He flew down yesterday, has rented a paint sprayer, and he and his mom are there the whole day today. Hopefully they have enough paint (well, actually it's just primer at this point) and can get the whole damn thing done in a day.
I made him take the camera, so we'll see if he remembers to take some pictures.